"Never waste a good crisis"

Part one.

20 out of approximately 350,000,000 people have this most recent variation of the flu.

I can't calculate the percentage on my calculator. It's too small.

There have been larger flu outbreaks in my kid's elementary school.

But this warrants a national emergency. Right.

Wash your damn hands, people.

And beware of government officials who are "looking out for your welfare."