You call this an apology?

Fox has an article claiming that Janet II apologized to veterans for the DHS report that leaked out earlier this week.

O RLY?

Lessee... no mention of an apology at all, except...

To the extent veterans read it as an accusation -- an apology is owed.

Far as I know, you still owe one. Haven't heard the words "I'm sorry" come out of your hole yet, biotch.

And there's this lovely one...

The last thing I want to do is offend or castigate all veterans. To the contrary, let's meet and clear the air.

Not all veterans, huh? Just the ones who want to kick your ass back to Arizona, prolly. Of course, you say this only after you already pissed them off.

Last, but not least, there's this gem...

If there's one part of this report that I would rewrite ... it would be that footnote.

The other 50 percent or so of the population who don't worship your Führer can go piss up a rope, huh?

You must be taking oratory lessons from Barry; every time you open your yaps, you get your feet more firmly planted therein.

Keep digging.