Weird

Got a letter from the Illinois Staats Polizei informing me that I need to renew my FOID. 

Heh.

It was sent to my current not-in-Illinois address, which I believe makes me ineligible for a FOID anyway.

Way to pay attention, guys.  Not that I'd ever move back to Illinois again anyway.  I can open carry here, you damn commies; I don't need you giving me "permission" to own a firearm.

Not to mention that I was basically starving in Illinois, where my child support was more than my share of my paycheck, but who's counting?